“If you can read this” Slate Charcuterie Board

Add a dash of attitude to your next spread with this engraved slate charcuterie board. Perfect for meats, cheeses, and snacks, it’s as functional as it is funny. The natural slate surface gives rustic charm while the playful engraving makes it clear you don’t take yourself too seriously, except when it comes to good food. Durable, easy to clean, and guaranteed to get a laugh, this board is the ultimate conversation starter for wine nights, parties, or as a gift for that friend who loves their cheese a little too much.